So the Lucky Ox doesn’t roll dice… it whispers them. I’ve seen players bet their rent on red envelopes while the algorithm weeps in binary. 5% commission? More like 5% of my soul left in a VR mahjong sim with cat avatars. If you enjoy pain as gameplay — congrats, you’re already late to the New Moon. Don’t click ‘Animal Crossing’ — it’s not loot drops, it’s emotional ROI.

What did this boss fight teach you? …Probably that fortune is just an Excel sheet with tears.