So you’re telling me the ‘Lucky Ox’ isn’t a slot machine… it’s a Zen meditation with dice? I thought Funi Feast was just gambling — turns out it’s prayer with 45.8% house edge and zero screams. My therapist said ‘stop chasing streaks’… but my inner INTJ just whispered back quietly. If joy isn’t won… what’s left? Silence. And maybe that’s the real jackpot.